We always make each other sad

December 17, 2009 Leave a comment

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12GB more

December 13, 2009 Leave a comment

So yeah, SingTel recently had it’s mobile phone data plans increased to 12GB, from 500MB and 1GB. This crazy notion of giving more to customers was due to M1 and Starhub finally selling iPhones and breaking bondages of shitty data plans by offering godlike amounts of data to the market.

About damn time, I’m starting to hate my 1GB.

I liken the increase to the spreading of the legs; a plead for the customer, me, to enter the realm of unhesitated access. No more “what happens if it’s that time of the month?” The time when my vitamin $ is running low, no more disciplined usage, it’s time to access the Cloud with reckless abandonment! The iPhone is a great web device, and 12GB of allowed data is a great reason for me to access the net without reason.

Of course, having more allowed data isn’t the only reason for to start being more open on myself, getting more active on twitter and fb status by posting my thoughts and writing nonsenses, like saying though Jesus saves He doesn’t twitter, unlike Satan, who apparently has alot of accounts linked to him(it’s true, search for Jesus Christ and satan in Twitter, you’ll see the differences). I whore myself more on fb and twit because I feel that I need to get involve with the people around me, and contrary to the standard, proactive, method of chatting with then online, asking how they are, how they get into my msn, posting shit on fb and twit means your doing a “hi I’m actually communicating with you guys by saying things about myself, with little regards of the magnitude of noise I’m producing, whether the twits and statuses are fking annoying to everyone or not” and not only that, opening myself to misjudgements and ridicule.

I’ve done a great job being a hermit, despite being a great person to be with, ok I’m not a good person to be with because I’m dysfunctional, but having even more isolation turns me into freaking North Korea, so by portraying a more open and pseudo-sociable outlook of myself ought to reverse the gears of creepiness that’s running within me.

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wtf, master holder should marry single eyelid boys

November 30, 2009 Leave a comment

check this local article.

I understand how girls want to go along with the primitive, man > woman mentality when it comes to breeding, accepting sperms from her other half, but…

No 5: He should have single eyelids.

SINGLE EYELIDS?!

I’m considering getting double eyelid ops and this master degree holder’s mom thinks her daughter should marry someone who not only is taller than her, earns more than her, more able with the cranium than her, but have even squinter eyes than her!

ONLY THEN will should she consider marrying him, and swallow nakadashi.

in what twisted universe are single eyelids intellectually, visually, sexually and physically stimulating to girls?

and they say BDSM is sick.

“The Square Root of Three” by David Feinberg

November 25, 2009 Leave a comment

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

fk ing c b

November 25, 2009 Leave a comment

i wish im not that dysfunctional, i wish im normal, i wish im good with people and partying.

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N3ws(1) – ahhh bummer

November 23, 2009 Leave a comment

I spent a few minutes thinking about what word to use for the post title, trying to refrain from using straits times and danny choo, but i guess being bad at language, i’ll be using “ahhh bummer” which means what a disappointment.

If you read this post here. You’ll catch a couple of sentences written by Danny Choo about Straits Times distorting his views and whatever he said, that sucks on like 90 levels, lol.

first level, straits times is singapore’s national paper, if assuming DC’s right, that means the ST sucks either on english interpretation, or stupid reporters.  World’s 154th media misquoting civilians? Not often I hope but hardly surprising. I was interviewed by an ST reporter too, 5 paragraphs of what I said and he changed my profession and the number of iphone applications I have. how about that?

multiply that first level by 90 and you get ninety levels of suxx0r.

In any case, i dont trust local papers, trust reduced by 50%.

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Vidbit(1) – Golf GTI

November 23, 2009 Leave a comment

 

I’m back from taiwan! bought shit loads of stuffs and my credit card set itself on fire! here’s a cool vid by David Elsewhere and Golf GTI! XD

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